The Addams Family e-Card

Join Me At This Devilishly Delightful Hit Musical!

The Addams Family Have Hit The Road And I'd Kill For You
To Join Me

I'll Be In Touch With The Drop Dead Date For Ordering Tickets

You Always Have A Leg Up On The Competition, My Pet

Never Underestimate The Power Of A Killer Pair Of Legs

One Tango With You Could Freeze My Heart

Forget Living To A Ripe Old Age. I'm Happy To Be Rotten.

In My Day We Used To Actually Mail Cards

Happy Birthday! (You Can't Ignore Them Until You Hit Triple
Digits)

I Can Always Count On You To Have A Bright Idea

Sending You 1000 Volts Worth Of Unwell Wishes

Hope Your Special Day Is Absolutely Electrifying

Who Needs Cupid? I Can Do My Own Shooting.

Daddy's Little Ghoul Is All Grown Up

You're The One For Me. I Have A Real Killer Instinct.

Thinking Of You Is Pure Torture

Hope This Ratchets Your Day Up A Notch

I'd Say I Miss You, But That'd Be A Stretch